Fish Story

THERE WAS a man who fished every day and always came back with a
good catch. Eventually, the game warden decided this guy must be
doing something illegal. So the warden put on old clothes and made
friends with the man. "I've noticed you always catch fish," the
warden said. "Can I go out with you?" The fisherman
shrugged. "Sure," he replied. "See you here at 5 a.m. tomorrow."

The next day, they went fishing together. The fisherman steered his
boat into a remote part of the lake, then stopped. He opened his
tackle box, took out a stick of dynamite, lit the fuse and threw it
into the water. After it went off, dozens of stunned fish floated to
the surface.

The warden was astounded. "I caught you red-handed," he said. "I'm
the game warden, and you're under arrest." The fisherman said
nothing. He reached into his tackle box, took out another stick of
dynamite, lit the fuse and handed it to the warden. The fisherman
then asked him, "You going to talk or fish?"