My JOB..

My Different Jobs.....

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got
canned...couldn't concentrate.

Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice to
my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but anyway I sliced it, I couldn't
cut the mustard.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't
live on my net income.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it
was always the same old grind.