Where american..

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United

States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street

and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country!" But the

passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".



The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for

having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says

"I no American, I Vietnamese."



The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he

stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful

America!"

That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am

not an American!"



He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an

American?"

She says, "No, I am from Russia!"



So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The

Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says..."Probably at

work."