Bottle Babies

Bottle Babies

THREE MEN were in the hospital waiting room. The nurse came in and
said, "Mr. Brown, you are now the father of twins." Mr. Brown
grinned. "How about that--I work for the Minnesota Twins."

A little later, the nurse came back and said, "Mr. Green, you are
the father of triplets." Mr. Green beamed. "Well wouldn't you just
know it," he said. "I work for 3M."

When the nurse came back again, the third guy turned white and
passed out. Mr. Brown and Mr. Green carried him to a sofa, and the
nurse revived him. "Are you all right?" she asked. "I'm not sure,"
the fellow admitted. "You see, I work at the 7-Up bottling plant!"