Monday, July 4 is Independence Day in the USA)
What would you get if you crossed the first signer of the
Declaration of Independence with a rooster?
John Hancock-a-doodle-doo!
What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?
Beneduck Arnold!
What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small
curly-haired dog?
Yankee Poodle!
What did Paul Revere say at the end of his ride?
"I gotta get a softer saddle!"
Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!
Why did the British cross the Atlantic?
To get to the other tide!
What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1773?
The Boston Flea Party!
Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
What do you call a parade of German mercenaries?
A Hessian procession!
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