Canadian Blonde

An elderly blonde lived on a small farm in Canada,
just yards away from the North Dakota border.
Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute
between the United States and Canada for years.
The now widowed blonde, lived on the farm with
her son and three grandchildren.

One day, her son came into her room holding a
letter. "I just got some news, Mom," he said. "The
government has come to an agreement with the
people in Washington. They've decided that our
land is really part of the United States. We have
the right to approve or disapprove of the agreement.
What do you think?"

"What do I think?" his blonde mother said. "Sign it!
Call them right now and tell them we accept!
I don't think I could stand another one of those
Canadian winters!"

Blonde Forever

One day a blonde was riding on an airplane. There was a loud
noise that came from outside the plane. The captain came on
the intercom, "Attention passengers, we just lost one of our
engines; but don't worry, the other three engines will keep
us up. Also, we will arrive at our destination about an hour
behind schedule."

Half an hour later, another loud noise sounded from outside
the plane. The captain once again came on the intercom,
"Attention passengers, do not be alarmed. We lost another
engine, but the other two will still keep us flying. We will
arrive at our destination about three hours late."

After the captain said this, the blonde leaned over to the
passenger next to her and said, "If those other two engines
go out, we'll be up here forever."